Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.

Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016

quantum penis

Infinitely small penis

"Fuarkk Dan has quantum penis" , "yea i heard it's tiny"

by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017

attack penis

An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’

Tyler and I got fucked up last night and did the attack penis!

by Og Onion God February 12, 2018

Artsy Penis

Someone who finds a deep meaning in every modern art piece. He considers himself a deep thinker but he’s just a douche bag.

Man Francis is such an artsy penis, he’s finding symbolism in a blank canvas

by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness June 10, 2018

Brownie Penis

After sticking a penis out of the anus and putting it in your partners mouth

"her breath smells bad"
"yeah she got brownie penis last night"

by hamborgorboy2000 July 19, 2020

Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.

He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021