French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Snow Patrol

The shittest band in the history of the world who got famous by playing the shittiest 3 chord progressions ever written.

If you listen to Snow Patrol you are a douche.

by Necromancer666 March 18, 2009

whitey patrol

a) for a sober person to be cleaning up and preventing intoxicated individuals from "whiteying" on the floor at a house party...the individual is usually the person hu through the party... or a sober person hu is bored

b) a choice phrase uttered by someone moments b4 of after a whitey. generally becuz they realise there gonna have to clean it up

oi wheres donk.
hes on whitey patrol with spindle

u ok tobe?
yeh mate im on whitey patrol

by S L Daly September 23, 2007

mustafa patel

a mustafa patel is a phrase originating in ancient india, if you are refered to as a mustafa patel this means the following:
1. You are ridiculously stupid
2. You cant follow simple jailbreak instructions
3. you like the word listen alot

and many other things.

Suley: Yoyo Mussy mandem.
Mustafa Patel: LISTEN, LISTEN OI LISTEN
Suley: What?
Mustafa Patel: OI LISTEN, ARE YOU LISTENING??? WHAT DO I DO WITH THE BIT WHAT SAYS SLIDE TO JAILBREAK SO I CAN JAILBREAK

by SuleyGSharp October 29, 2010

Queef Patrol (QP)

patrols queefing. an organization that looks for and eradicates dumb bitches (db's). moderates use and meaning of the word queef

me: hey are you on Queef Patrol (QP) tonight?
ashton kutcher: yeah let's go get some dbs.

by QP123 July 7, 2011

meet patel

He is Indian but lives In the United States. He is in 6th grade. He is a noob at everything. He trys to get girls , but sadly he can't.

My mom is a meet patel.

by Meet patel is your mom. November 27, 2017

Armored Patrol

A game on the online gaming platform Roblox where you use military vehicles such as the UH-1H Huey and tanks from the 1940s during WWII and present times to combat the enemy team and capture three points placed randomly around the map. Probably the most annoying part of the game are its server shutdowns to clear lag. These warnings and shutdowns happen randomly. Although this is uncommon, you may see people building "flying fortresses" and/or extra armored ground vehicles with the build tool. Mostly done on helicopters such as Chinooks and Hueys, these can be very hard and annoying to take down if armed with anti-tank and anti-air artillery and/or if they have thick armor walls. Once a flying fortress is downed, the server may turn into a fight for the downed fortress.

Player 1: Hey, have you played Armored Patrol?
Player 2: Yes, it's fun when you build what looks like an AC-130 gunship and completely destroy the other team.
Player 1: Maybe I should try that...

by table fan November 27, 2021