Pathetic

Watching other people play video games

Aiden is on YouTube being pathetic

by Pounce January 29, 2020

Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys

When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.

Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!

Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-

Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

Patheticism

The act of acting like a pathetic person, such as when it comes to becoming infatuated with a character from a hit tv show.

Miranda is in love with Chuck, what patheticism!

by NonGayJay March 31, 2009

Pathfinder

A homosexual. Named so in reference to the very homosexual character from the very homosexual movie "Pathfinder"

John: "I think Steve might be a pathfinder."

by Panama Cunningham August 5, 2007

pathalogical liar

A kid who dips drives a camaro is 18 is got a full ride to michigan state when he was 12 and is likes by only scott schade

Hey that kids a pathalogical liar

by haha BRENT SUX March 16, 2004

homeo-pathetic

a homeopathic medicine that tastes bad, really bad. You don't feel like having it but you have to take it in order to get well or improve your health. these are generally liquid like Bryonia or solid like Ginko Biloba.

Sam: hey, doc! i've got this really bad cold.

Doctor (homeopath): alright son, here's this liquid called Bryonia. have one dose now along with half a cup of water.
Sam (after taking the medicine): Holy shit! what was that? It should be called homeo-pathetic rather than homeopathic.

by sukraaty October 25, 2009

Patheticist

The most pathetic.

Sondra is so patheticist. She told me that she can't go to school because she can't put in her lock combination for her locker.

by OXHOODER February 11, 2017