Pork Flakes

A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.

I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.

by Sami December 5, 2004

Pork it

To party hard or to have partied hard

Guy 1:"Dude, lets totally pork it."

Guy 2: "totally, lets party hard, bro."

by 2swweg May 15, 2014

pork fried rice

To engage in coitus with an asian female.

Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?

by Iwhit April 15, 2008

pork pies

As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes

"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."

by rekay March 10, 2005

pork by-products

ejaculate/s, assorted body fluids!

-surely you're familiar with 'beef' by-products'??? i hope so, because even though i'm familiar with the term, after some 40 odd years, i still don't know exactly what they are??

one would find this term on the ingredients of something like say, "potted meats". -sounds like a 'marketeer special' term to me!...i guess in actuality, they would be chopped up animal buttles, or something close.

-either of these, 'pork' OR 'beef' by-products would make a 'dreamy' rock band name!! -any takers?? (of course, you won't want to publish this def. anyway, because its' too fucking good!!)

at carla's, i had to ask for a 'rag' to mop up the pork by-products!

he got pork by products all over his sheets, his 'jammies', his wall; everywhere........!

by michael foolsley February 7, 2010

Pork Butt

A tasty breakfast meat thats more commonly known as Taylor Ham. It comes in a roll similar to salami, and is eaten in slices. Great in omelets or egg sandwhiches

;A girl with a big fat butt that jiggles as she walks. It has gone way past the point of attractiveness.

"Mom, wheres the pork butt? Im freakin starvin"

"Watch out, pork butt at 12 o'clock"

by Jimbojoy December 16, 2009

Pork chop

Excessive facial hair that doesn't connect with the hair on the chin or mustache region. usually worn by assholes stuck in the 50's or fucktards that are going bald and then try to act like their a skinhead to cover their fucking receding hair line. often makes the dickfart with them look non-hetero

Did you see the pork chops on that assholes face?

Damn, that guys pork chops look like they have nut on them!

by turkeyburglar June 19, 2008