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inside joke

Everyone seems to be in on it except you
Person 1: Ugh what did you get on the math test?
Person 2: Utah, duh.

Person 1: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY OMIGOD
Person 3 (you): Um how?
Person 2: *sighs dramatically* It's an inside joke.
by bobTheBuilder322 December 4, 2020
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China Insider

Where I go for all my China news... Now. I just found the channel. But it's good. And horrific. They flooded a BUNCH of cities, just, deliberately! And now there are a bunch of protests with people all "Why did you flood my city?" And the leadership is all "Ummm... Get back to work! Be friendly!"
Hym "I wish I had some kind of china insider... To find me Chinese woman... Who want to bang- God I'm horny today! What the hell is goong on with me!? I'm sorry guys. Ill stop the thirst posting. These fucking hoes around here got me trippin hard."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Merilly Bleeding Inside

Leaking On Your Periods.
Though she could take of her low waist pants of her body, she still was sobbing bitterly that she was Merilly Bleeding Inside Her High Waist Full Butt Brief Panties that were still on that she couldn't take off her body which she then spreaded her legs wide.
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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he will eat inside us

when one tries to spell 'he will not divide us' right after 69 vape sticks. What a troll says on Shia Leobuffs HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US livstreme.
Gay m8: oi m8 we are doomed. Trump he will eat inside us.
His friend: Your drunk jimmy.
by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 31, 2018
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inside joke

An inside joke is something used to exclude others out of conversations and to strengthen one's own friendship, which is why humanity is extremely selfish. However, others can be included, but they feel awkward.
"I'm going to eat curry with some more curry and pizza when I fly on this airlines called Fly Curry Curry Pizza 2.0. The airlines is a group of people meant to manipulate several people for one's gain and basically serves various kinds of food, including curry and pizza. It's imaginary, but you know where this inside joke comes from since you are my friend." -friend #1
"Hahahahahahahaha! The airline also gives free ipads in-flight and donates to various countries and is very cheap!" -friend #2
"I'm gonna walk the dog now. Then I'm going to take over the world because of modern day politics." -random person
by whatisthemeaningofmylife September 2, 2019
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friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public
Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!
by Red Rocket November 25, 2021
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inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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