sex offensive

Somebody whose sexual proclivities are so out there that they may offend the general public.

Chris Hoffmann is not a sex offenDER.... He is a sex offensive. He likes smelling women's sweaty behinds .

by TheSexOffensive December 16, 2025

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit

A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.

Im going to use The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit against eryk next time I play him in chess.

by Fragmoid November 24, 2023

gey kaken offen yam

“Go take a shit in the sea”. A phrase in Yiddish basically telling someone to f*** off

“You are full of it! Gey kaken offen yam.

by darmoux May 27, 2024

A super offensive definition

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Yep!, this is a super offensive definition here on Urban Dictionary

by Jack Giffin November 9, 2024