nut cracker

Sitting down improperly which causes your sack and legs to fall up strangely. You squish your nut(s) between your two legs to cause a pain like you've never felt before

I sat down too fast and gave myself a nut cracker. It was 2 weeks before I could walk again

by Datheus March 14, 2003

nut needles

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.

"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

nut graph

In journalism, the nut graph is the paragraph that expresses the main idea of the story or article, shortly after the lead.

You buried your nut graph in the middle of your story.

by Peter November 14, 2003

Nut Pass

An invalid item for the annual challenge No Nut November It has become invalid because it’s fucking gay

Guy 1: Hey do you have a nut pass I can borrow?
Guy 2: No because that’s gay lib

by LittleNig69 November 2, 2019

nut knuckle

n. slang 1. When a man pulls his ball sack and one nut out of his unzipped pants, making sure to sqeeze the skin behind the nut to it's bulbous glory. Said nut knuckle is usually pulled out to an unsuspecting participation as a humiliating joke.

Hey mike look at my finger I think i cut it. *pulls out the nut knuckle as mike turns to look*

*mike sees the knuckle and is in stuper*

Fuck off you nut knuckler!

by Necremis December 16, 2005

nut checked

when u get kneed, kicked, punched, wacked, etc... in the nutts

jason got nut checked by tessa 4 being gay by liking slumpers slumper

by ben dover October 3, 2004

Nut-riding

When a female keeps calling, text-massaging, hanging around, or talking about a guy she has been lusting after. Also, they can exhibit this behavior by driving by said males' house, showing up at the restaurant where he works, etc.

"Dang, Lynn. You need to stop nut-riding Kasey. You know he has a girlfriend."

by Rhonda Q July 20, 2008