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Nut-riding 

When a female keeps calling, text-massaging, hanging around, or talking about a guy she has been lusting after. Also, they can exhibit this behavior by driving by said males' house, showing up at the restaurant where he works, etc.
"Dang, Lynn. You need to stop nut-riding Kasey. You know he has a girlfriend."
Nut-riding by Rhonda Q July 20, 2008
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Nut Riding 

Defined as a tremendous or massive form of sucking up.
It is called nut riding because to the majority of men a nut ride is most pleasurable if delivered by a woman whom he is promiscuously copulating with because he likes her. The woman gains favor of the man because she has just greatly sucked up to him.
1. You think Greg will invite me to his party if I buy him some NBA tickets? Not to be nut riding or anything!

2. Did you see how she totally complimented him on that basket? She was totally nut riding.

Nut Riding by Don Dax June 28, 2008
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Nut Riding 

To be a male that is inseparable from another male. (not in homosexual context) This contains to both males not going a long amount of time without seeing each other and also males using each other to further ones or both chances at sexual contact with females.
Garrett is out such an ass whore, he is nut riding with Beau again. (see ass whore)
Nut Riding by Gig Harbor June 14, 2011

riding the nut 

Driving your car around the city with your spare.
Megan's car caught a flat and now she is riding the nut.
riding the nut by Keesemack June 22, 2008

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026