kiwi fap

Fapping to a kiwi in the middle of class.

Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!

by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018

Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough

Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag

by What's fappenin November 20, 2017

fap music

1. Music that you listen to while masturbating.
2. Good music.

I'm feeling horny, put on some fap music!

by MagyarGoblin February 20, 2023

Shady Fap

The art of masturbating when others are present without being noticed, therefore, fapping on the shady.

He's got his Public Masturbator Trenchcoat on, he must be going for a shady fap on the train.

I had a shady fap at the cinema last night.

by Lawrence of Doncaster June 7, 2009

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Fap Glove

1. I rag used to jerk it, to keep the male's hands clean.

Dude, we were at this cabin and there were Fap Gloves plastered all over the wall!

by Titty Sprinkles July 30, 2012

Bubble Fap

What I call bubble wrap, because it's so damn sexy.

I could bubble fap to this bubble wrap all night long. *pop*, *pop*.. *pop* *pop*, *pop*... *pop* *splat*

by Naton May 29, 2008