This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.
Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.
Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.
Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming
by Mr. Dari0002 January 20, 2022
Get the Gray Haired Murderermug. A badass podcast based in the United States. The Hosts of the show Jimmie Whisman and James Pietragallo give their opinions, first hand accounts of similar situations, and their hilarious take on a true murder in a truly small town.
"Dude have you heard the new episode of Small Town Murder?"
"Not completely. I'm listening to it right now."
"Jimmie throws up cause James tells him such a hilarious story. Let me know when you get that part."
"Not completely. I'm listening to it right now."
"Jimmie throws up cause James tells him such a hilarious story. Let me know when you get that part."
by KushGuard October 15, 2021
Get the Small Town Murdermug. Make good music by killing instrumentals/beats; don't kill your fellow brothers and sisters in humanity.
by DahaqMusic September 15, 2013
Get the murder beats not peoplemug. Phrase used as a verb. The use of mammals of the family Ursidae, (commonly known as bears) to cause a person death through violent acts primarily directed towards the face.
"Have you heard what happened to Sally?" "Yeah. Tragic. I heard she got murdered in the face with bears."
by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010
Get the Murdered in the face with bearsmug. Sex involving female ejaculation, semen, vaginal blood and possibly (hopefully) anal excretions. The resulting setting resembles a typical murder scene with evidence strewn about the room, particularly on the curtains.
Dude, Monday morning my mom walked into my bedroom and asked me if I'd had murder scene sex last night.
by Teepo Dale December 31, 2005
Get the murder scene sexmug. Kid 1: Did you catch "Murder, She Wrote" last night? I missed it.
Kid 2: Yea it was the shit! Jessica found another murderer and saved Cabot Cove just in time.
Kid 1: She might as well be Jesus.
Kid 2: Yea it was the shit! Jessica found another murderer and saved Cabot Cove just in time.
Kid 1: She might as well be Jesus.
by K.C.B October 2, 2006
Get the Murder, She Wrotemug. An unknown number of African-American children and young men murdered by a group of pedophiles including Wayne Williams. Wayne Williams likely used his role as talent scout and promoter to acquire victims for the group of pedophiles and murderers. Kidnapping, murder, pedophilia, forced prostitution and political corruption all combined to form one of the most disgusting cover-ups in American history. It has been stated that the cover-up was to prevent racial tensions due to some of the perpetrators being white. However, the cover-up probably has more to do with the protection of wealthy and prominent men (pedophiles) who were customers and/or associates of the human-traffickers and child-killers. Others speculate that the murders were part of an occult or racist conspiracy.
by greenshirt1 January 19, 2010
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