Mini Minotaur

A small and sexually driven beast. in general, their nostrils are invariably flared.

i fucked a mini minotaur last night ;)

by BITCHSLAPMEHARD March 21, 2011

mini chicago

Greens Fork

that town is scary like whoe its mini chicago ?

by A-Hop June 10, 2003

mini blind

when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!

my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!

by ur dumb November 29, 2004

mini-dude

Noun, describes an unbelievably short male, has a questionable habit of walking around college with a bandana around his face

"Oh look! It's dude. Eurgh...he's with mini-dude

by pain cobain December 11, 2004

Mini-wheat

A person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.

This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.

"She had an amazing ass, but when she turned around, I realized she was a mini-wheat."

by Smarto May 2, 2006

Mini-Wig

Like a wigger but smaller, probably under 18, but still as stupid looking. Normally in baggy shirt, pants hanging off their ass, and listening to whatever next big gansta rap song they have no way of actually relating to, because, face it, you grew up in suburbia.

Guy A) It's getting harder and harder not to slap the shit out of these damn wiggers!

Guy B) Nope, don't do that... they're too young, friggin' mini-wigs!

by AJ(Xion) November 4, 2008

minibath

(1) Personal effects / acts of cleanliness performed in the bathroom before you hook up with someone for the first time in a sad attempt to make a great first impression in bed; (2) Cleaning yourself before a hook-up because you've been out and grody and didn't think you'd end up hooking up with someone.

She took a minibath in his sink and used his toothbrush to take care of business before they did the deed.

by Rhames May 18, 2009