Math

1,2,3,4 - That's pretty much all

Son - Do you know maths?
Dad - Like 1,2,3,4?
Son - Yeah!

by Hairybiker69 March 15, 2015

Math

1: The study of mathematics.
2: A word to describe something that is useful in part, but most of it is worthless
3: A word to describe something that takes all your brain power to comprehend.
4: A boring period of time

1: I study mathematics.
2: That doorstop notebook I bought is math.
3: Did you see how Jane's boobies jiggled?! It's like math!
4: Nine o'clock to ten o'clock is math.

by Loading_Name June 1, 2011

lego math

Shoddy or obviously inaccurate math.

In response to someone using Lego math by saying something like, "I worked for 5 hours and I got 60 bucks! I must have been getting payed like $18 an hour!"

"Dude that is some serious Lego math..."
"What are you using, Lego math?"

by A Fern June 28, 2007

math

Math is the abbreviation for:

Mental
Abuse
Towards
Humans

Person 1: We have math for next lesson.
Person 2: OMG NOOOOO MY BRAIN IS GONNA GET RAPED

by Epicguyof1337 October 21, 2013

intelligent math

A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.

She's intelligent math.

by Scalabrini December 31, 2003

Mushroom Mathematics

The branch of mathematics that is applied when working on convoluted theories of everything and hipster sums, such as string theory and the P = NP problem, respectively. Mathematicians and Scientists who work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics employ a number of techniques, including, but not limited to: pulling Greek letters out of a hat, pin the equation on the blackboard, spin the number-wheel, and automatic writing. Typically, numerous narcotics will also be used to aid in the 'calculations'. These include magic mushrooms, LSD, and cannabis.

Proponents of Mushroom Mathematics include Stephen Hawking and Michio Kaku.

"I decided to work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics, due to my lack of proficiency in regular mathematics, particularly drawing triangles and counting."

by Minotawr October 12, 2011

meathead math

a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"

Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016