Moofie

A homemade pocket pussy made with a Pringles can, sponges, and a disposable glove. Common term in the United States Navy.

Ted:"man, can you show me how to make a moofie? We've been out at sea for a month."
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"

by DamnitScubaSteve July 28, 2022

monki

monki, is what you call a Monkey, as a nickname.

yo that monki bussin

by supermna October 7, 2022

'mokin

When your grandbaby tell someone that you're out smoking.

Grammy was outside 'moking!

by anonymous February 28, 2023

mockingbird

the greatest song by eminem

have you seen the new song mockingbird

no way

by THEYEETREAPER69 March 1, 2023

monkifan

to destroy someone

1. You did you hear? Max was monkifanning opponent players last night on Rocket League.
2. Shit bro, you monkifanned me with that no scope.

by Berry369 April 13, 2023

Mockivational Quote

A portmanteau of "mocking" and "motivational," a mockivational quote is a satirical or cynical take on the traditional motivational quote. This type of quote often employs humor, sarcasm, or irony to challenge the overly optimistic, simplistic, or cliché nature of conventional motivational sayings.

Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood." - Bill Murray

After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."

by BalticBierBear May 16, 2023

mockingbord

Yeah, I know sometimes
Things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what'd daddy always tell you?
Straighten up, little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you cryin' about?
You got me
Hailie, I know you miss your mom, and I know you miss your dad
When I'm gone, but I'm tryna give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside, you wanna cry
'Cause you're scared, I ain't there? Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears, daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Lainie, uncle's crazy, ain't he? Yeah, but he loves you, girl, and you better know it
We're all we got in this world, when it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze, I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mama's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it, but somehow, it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growin' up as daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see, but you see just as much as he did

mockingbord

by guywithor May 18, 2023