Open-minded

A term used as a self-description for any asshole who's just as narrow-minded as the rest of humanity, but tries to sound edgy.

Note: Rarely does an 'open-minded' person claim that they're 'open-minded'. Rather they infer it by telling the person or people they're talking to to be more 'open-minded'

Open-minded: So, do you, like, believe in 2012, maaan?

Apparently narrow-minded: Nah, man. I've really done a lot of research and there's almost nothing supporting any sort of doomsday prophecies that have been coming out.

Open-minded: Research? Maaan, you just need to be more open-minded, maaan.

by The Truth: Live August 2, 2011

you’re mine

When a guy says you’re mine he’s going to put you through hell of mind games and a situationship. He will treat you like his girl yet he won’t claim you

Beth: I think he likes me we might move to the next step , he said “ you’re mine”

Lisa: girl that fuckboy don’t like he , he’s using you

by Rdugcc February 17, 2018

manbeast

a hairy, fat man who lurks around in girls houses and/or is sometimes sexy

e.g. have you seen that manbeast in emilys house?

or

faye looked like she had seen a manbeast

by Freddina April 30, 2008

Slow minded

Somebody who lacks the brains to know how to stop fighting,
A person who plays video games to the point their eyes fall out, Or somebody with an IQ count of -3.

The people at my job are so slow minded, they may as well play video games for the rest of their lives.

by Syndicate May 25, 2007

Gold mine

vagina, pussy, female sex organ

she has such an amazing Gold Mine

by John Syemore March 12, 2009

absinthe-minded

Chronic absent-mindedness which results from heavy alcohol consumption and the resultant cloudy thinking. (From absinthe, a highly alcoholic beverage.)

"I locked my keys in my car again--too many years of drinking have made me absinthe-minded."

by Cinzi November 30, 2009

Mine Sweeper

A game that only 1337 cereal gamers can play. You, however, probably have no idea how to play and will click randomly until you hit mine. The game isn't actually hard, it's just you're a fucktard who can't figure it out.

n00b- 1 C4n7 p14y M1n3533p3RzZzZzZzZzZz h31pppp M3HhHHhHhhHhHhHHHhHhHzZzZzZzZzZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!1!!!1!1
intelligent person- When you're playing mine sweeper click on a gray tile and if that number is a 3 there are-
n00b- 7h4t M4k3ZZZZZZZZZZzz n0 53n53!!!!!!!!!1!1!One!!!
intelligent person- fuck you.

by xxXX69yourmom69XXxx February 5, 2012