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midget monkey

a tiny cunt. nazi. cant get pull for love nor money. nancy boy. girls best mate. black man features. tiny nob . fancys the fuck out of gobble. smells like shit. scaveneger. ugly. little dwarf arms. shit clothes. cant handle guiness. fancy a shag????. will fuck gobble. cries. ruins films. retard. looks like a monkey. scottish. cant remember the last time he got any. gay curly hair. says hurtful things to warwick wankers. racist. otc bummer.loves the army boys. mummys boy. smelly breath. skinny ripped. WILL FUCK MAXINE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT
"that tiny smelly kid over there trying to mount that penguin is a midget monkey"
by GASH HOUNDZZZZZ March 23, 2009
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midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.
Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?
by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009
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Midget Pool Fight

The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.
(requiremets)
2 Normal People
2 Little People
Swimming Pool (deep end over 3 Feet)

Hey Malachy " grab that midget over there and Ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins"
by lawboffin March 28, 2009
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midgetphuck

The act of a female legs weak and noodly from sex she shrinks like a midget
I fucked her so good she became a midgetphuck
by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018
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Midget

having a big ass forehead, having short legs and being 5'3 head ass
keivn is a midget head ass.
by _Fuck_Kevin_ October 18, 2019
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mental midget

Brad Lidge

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I never should have bet the Phillies in my MLB parlay... Brad Lidge can't close games and gets so easily rattled when he puts runners on base. That guy is a mental midget. Fucking Brad Lidge....
by payday0023 November 4, 2009
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midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys
by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003
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