Maldon

A shithole in the middle of Essex.

Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.

On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".

by JimmyJimJim May 18, 2012

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Melonie

melonie is one HAWT girl. she likes to qweef. she has a choad too. she used to hang out with ms. orange-that bitch. but then she changed, and turned on her, cuz ms orange is a loser and now has NO friends.mwahaha hecks yes.

samantha-heyyy mel haha

by samantha April 26, 2005

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Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

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