Masoud

Egyptian eunuch who attempts to rape intruders of ancient temples; often in vain.

The Masoud is coming, go get a brick!

by Amadeus Rock Me Hard May 6, 2007

Mason

A mason is a kid who gets sexually abused by his mother, not father. Most of the time the mother will finger his asshole.

“Mason I swear to god ima finger ya asshole” (the kids name is not mason)

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

Mason Mount

A Bang Average football player

Me: Hey dude, you see that Derby midfielder playing last night?

Friend: yeah, he was a proper Mason Mount.

by XxarnoldschwazniggerxX May 27, 2019

Sadr-Masochism

1. George Walker Bush's new "way foreward." Involves the mutilation of his already tarnished reputation and American troops as means for leaving the Iraq war to his successor.

2. Is derived from the words Sadr, the name of the powerful muslim cleric in Iraq, and Masochism, to take pleasure in inflicting pain on oneself. When combined, Sadr-Masochism refers to a wide spectrum of kinky sex relating to pain and muqtada al-sadr.

1. Bush's plan to fight al-Sadr is a prime example of sadr-masochism.

2. Donna and Steve spiced up their relationship with some Sadr-Masochism; Steve dressed as a shiite cleric then passionately paddled Donna all evening long.

by KChiCubs January 15, 2007

Mason

A gay faggot who is annoying as fuck and won’t ever shut up no matter how many times you tell him to.

“MASON SHUT THE FUCK UP!” - Callum

by spoopypotatoes December 30, 2019

Edward Mason

Edward Anthony Cullen's human name.

Edward Mason had Spanish Influenza which is why Carlisle changed him. Very very sexy man!

by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009

Maso

A badass name. A “Maso” is a family man who keeps his word. He will slap the shit out of you if you talk negatively about his family. Do not confuse “Maso” with “Mason” as a Mason is the direct opposite of a Maso.

Man: Maso just saved a baby!
Women: Wow! I am so wet.

by APGFBM May 9, 2021