Marriage

A cultural sanction that is out of date and not needed. Basically, a woman becomes a slave to her husband and must legally refuse her name thereby being robbed of her identity.

Alice Smith is now Mrs. Peter Asshole. She went through marriage yesterday.

by Thinking is not a crime May 27, 2009

Marriage

the union of two people from opposite sex that are capable of reproducing on their own, not excluding those of opposite sexes that have problems with fertillity, they there for do not apply

"they can have a Marriage because one is a guy and one is a girl, not a man and a man, or a girl and a girl that i just wrong".

by somerandomkid19999999 May 29, 2008

fist marriage

Movement that would allow for a legal union between a man and his fist(the ultimate spousal unit).

A man should be given the special treatment of having special rights extended to him in reward for copulating with his own hand.He should receive all the same benefits extended to normal heterosexual couples.

by Mr. Slippy Fist January 22, 2005

marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

by Pat January 4, 2004

Marriage

In other words, legalized fucking.

You can't have sex until marriage! God has the right to dictate when, how, and whom you fuck with!

by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010

Group Marriage movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the act of a group of any number of people to marry each other at the same time in a single ceremony and person be a partner in the marriage with each of the other people.

Support the group marriage movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 28, 2011

brazilian marriage

When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.

Jenny - "Are you married?"

Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?

by sexman413 March 10, 2010