by hahhwbebbtjuvcf August 25, 2021
Get the brooke murphymug. "The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Food-Flavormug. 
A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
Get the Brendan Murphymug. The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.
"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."
"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."
"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."
by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023
Get the Murphy Duckmug. Mollie *cough* Agnes *cough* Murphy is a known defender of the gnome kingdom known for their curly locks and curtains to match.
The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.
Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.
Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
Ok Mollie Murphy we get it ur hairs curly. Mollie would respond “no need to get so agnome on me now”
by Kimye September 11, 2025
Get the Mollie Murphymug. "You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Gasoline Pricesmug.