When you purchase the last Chiko roll of the day from a petrol station cut it in half, find a homeless person use half of it as a condom and the other half inside them. When you’ve finished you eat the chiko roll.
by Scourge of the Seven Seas September 27, 2025
Get the Mount Isa Motelmug. "So how was your date yesterday?"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
by The distressed Pillock January 22, 2022
Get the mount pubicmug. where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
by livelaughlové March 21, 2022
Get the mount pleasant high school - texasmug. by RR3TKK May 31, 2023
Get the Mountmug. A schoolyard brwal
by Freddyfriday June 16, 2025
Get the Mount rushmoremug. A huge stone monument in South Dakota dat celebrates a few of da less "speedy" U.S. Presidents; i.e., commanders-in-chief who really "took their sweet ol' time" in making significant changes to their country and its political attributes.
A lot of da U.S. Prez figures down through history are sarcastically viewed by many disgruntled citizens as being little more than dat --- "figures"... these dissatisfied folks feel dat da majority of da presidents were largely ineffective at actually making significant positive difference in da overall economy or da well-being of da country in general. It would therefore be difficult to choose which of these four-or-eight-year head-honchos should be remembered by having their ugly mugs recreated in granite and marble on Mount Dawdlemore, since so many of them were considered to have contributed so little to da health of da nation while they were in office.
by QuacksO December 5, 2020
Get the Mount Dawdlemoremug. A pokémon creepypasta where slowly, everyone dies from hypothermia and frostbite, including red and YOU. Your pokémon die in this order, Meganium, Pidgeot, Lugia, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Typhlosion.
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt
Person 1: hey have you heard of mount silver
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed
by ObscuredEyes November 27, 2021
Get the mount silvermug.