top on the morning to ya ladies

Sentence from the mouth of an sofisticated Irish potato with lettuce on his head.
He uses that sentence for welcoming everyone watching his wonderful animated clips in real life.

Irish potato known as Jacksepticeye

Jacksepticeye- TOP ON THE MORNING TO YA LADIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO A SURGEON SIMULATOR VIDEO!

by Cotonee Blogger January 24, 2017

morning face

The way a girl looks without makeup.

That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Morning Cancer

The state in which an individual may find them self if the morning sun is rising, and the individual has not yet gone to sleep.

Guys, take a look out the window! We're all getting morning cancer!

by Jabrawni August 4, 2010

morning-skinny

That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.

Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny

by le Dilley April 6, 2011

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008

morning wood

When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).

MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"

by Don Andino July 16, 2008

morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

by Emmzee March 22, 2008