last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012

last minute prom date

The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.

Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 30, 2008

Two minute drill

The act of searching a bar for intoxicated women to bring home within minutes of the bar closing. This usually occurs after the begining of the evening is spent binge drinking and scouting out available women. You may hear people yell "OMAHA!!" before beginning their search. This is done to mimic football legends Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, who use the expression while calling plays with under two minutes remaining in a football game.

Yo Piff...I'm pickled. Time to run the two minute drill. OMAHA!! OMAHA!!

by Pick Majick July 30, 2010

mile a minute

Sixty Miles an hour.

Also used to describe a rappid dispursal of oral information as a means to slow it down.

"What's the speed limmit?"
"Sixty! you can go a mile a minute!"

"Blah blah blah"
"Slow down i can't write that fast. You're going a mile a minute!"

by K-Dawg Plus June 9, 2004

The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45

Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.

Random grandparent: so how was school?
Susan: The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45

by Ya got any grapes? August 7, 2021

Black Minute

A allocated length of time that a black man gives when informing one of their commitment to something. Time frame is anywhere from 1 second. To infinity.

It will be a black minute before Lamont can let us borrow the pallet jack.

by harrycomets February 28, 2011

a minute

According to comedian Al Jackson approximately 5 years.

I ain't see joe in like a minute

Tupac's been dead for like 3 minutes.

by @EgoManiacs January 6, 2012