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lodger

that mucus that gets caught in your throat from that real bad cold or flu.
Hawkkk! let me get this lodger out of my throat.
by crooks September 21, 2005
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Logger

Like pogger, but if it has to do with logs or wood
by maethowie August 25, 2020
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Lingering Hug

A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.
The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.
by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018
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longest

a term to define how 'long a womans dick is' this term refers to the hottness factor of a woman, the longer the hotter. This term is used because, men more commonly than not, have very short dicks, because they are ugly, therefore, the longer the hotter and visa-versa, that is why women are called longests and men are more commonly the 'shortests'
"wow, that woman is the longest woman ive ever seen"
"yep, much longer than me"
by Mikeis September 22, 2005
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Loner Toke

the hit you take while your buddy gets bitched at by his girlfriend for getting high
jeez, i just took the longest Loner Toke while ben got bitched at
by iwashigh April 5, 2011
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loner awareness day

The day also known as February 14th. On this day single people eat chocolate and ice cream because they don't have a valentine.
Hey Chrissy, you should come over for loner awareness day.
by I think I'm in love again September 15, 2016
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LongCrapper

When you take a crap for longer than 10 minutes on the toilet
I have to take a longcrapper
by my-peroid-is-near October 12, 2017
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