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longest

a term to define how 'long a womans dick is' this term refers to the hottness factor of a woman, the longer the hotter. This term is used because, men more commonly than not, have very short dicks, because they are ugly, therefore, the longer the hotter and visa-versa, that is why women are called longests and men are more commonly the 'shortests'

"wow, that woman is the longest woman ive ever seen"
"yep, much longer than me"

by Mikeis September 22, 2005