loaded secret

When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.

(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)

JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.

EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.

by bucky242 January 7, 2012

Loaded burrito

The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.

That loaded burrito in the back will make it hard to cross the border due to the noise.

by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015

loaded out the caboose

1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.

2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.

rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player

My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

loies

Literally one of the most caring people you will ever meet. This guy will make you laugh hysterically for hours or get you plastered in 30 minutes. Gentle soul but don't cross him or his friends and family, those in his inner circle mean more to him than his own life.

That dude is so awesome he's almost Loies!

by Loies December 20, 2016

lordea

Muffin type Pokemon

Hey did you catch that Lordea last week, it's a very rare Pokemon

by Memum3000 April 19, 2017

Loife

Loife means loli life as in a guy / girl who lives his / her life to the fullest only thinking about children and having to go at them without having any relation to other sexual needs except to children.

i wasted all my life living a Loife

by u are welcome m8 don't go atme June 8, 2017

Loiel

A guy who is extremely loyal and has good integrity. He is super funny and has a lot of charm. He is a real Ladies man. Unfortunately lots of women get put in the friend zone, but if your lucky enough to be chosen as a lover he probably end up marrying you as he mates for life. You will be sure to be impressed in the bedroom, As Loiel has more cock than you'll ever need. He's the real full package: witty charming, funny, sexy, and sophisticated. Loiels tend to be business owners. They are mostly successful but usually have messy workspaces.

Jane: I orgasm and 14 times last night.

Claire: You must have been with a Loiel.

by Micheal Sutteraom June 9, 2018