Locker room joke

A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016

luckiestest

when you are the luckiest in the world.

janessa: im lucky
ethan: im luckiestest

by matt2703 September 5, 2017

locker slam

The act of someone throwing their entire body at a set of lockers.

“Have you seen everyone that meme where people throw themselves at lockers?” “Yeah it’s called a locker slam”

by Stirfri123 October 8, 2019

cock locked

1.) When a girl stays with someone or continues to proposition an ex just for the sex, because it's simply magnificent.

2.) The female equivalent of being whipped.

"Oh girl, this boy has me cock locked. He's so good I'm coming at least 4 times per night. Too bad he's a douche bag."

by Andi W. January 4, 2009

ass locker

1)a locker full of asses

2) an ass so big you can store shit in it. And for this definition shit includes: books, jackets, and spacemakers.

"Hilary smells like an ass locker." - Beau
"She also looks like an ass locker." - Biff

or

"Hilary has a donk." - Kat
"Correction, Hilary has an ass locker." - Bethany

by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 18, 2011

sages locker

a super BA locker that smells like axe... and rotting food... has only been cleaned once and is Du Boises HQ

ill meet you at sages locker

by kennykins1452 December 2, 2011

pussy locket

A locket that, when utilized, instantaneously forces the victim to heed to your every command. The effects are similar to hypnotism, but are much more sensual. One must inherit a pussy locket from a certified wizard, as they are all but impossible to recreate.

Sweet pussy locket man!

by Kerrnal December 2, 2013