lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007

stamp licker

A slang term for a woman who derives pleasure from performing oral sex on another female, i.e. is a lesbian.

Dude , look at her, I bet she's a stamp licker.

by slssfw April 24, 2005

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

ass licker

In the sexual sense, an "ass licker" is anyone who enjoys licking someones asshole.

by Steve - Buffalo NY August 20, 2003

lickablesuckablefuckableliscious

That person is sexy beyond anyones wildest imagination.

OMG.....That guy is lickablesuckablefuckableliscious.

by Angela Marie March 26, 2008

Lick off

Technically stated by aggressive Caribbean girls that are ready to go full on supersane on you so if u hear this my first tip is for u to flyy awayyy!

"Amma lick off your bludclart face". Translation: I am going to kill you!

by Slaggang December 24, 2018

Scrotum Licker

One who licks the scrotum of the male genital area.
Sick but it's true, some do this for religion.

Steve, A Scrotum Licker - "As part of my religion unnamed for legal reasons it is vital I lick the scrotum of a male once a week."

by FindMeThere October 19, 2006