One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.
Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.
by Demonjizz May 1, 2016
Get the Lorde mug.Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece. It was originally intended to be all one book, but it was divided into three books, and each separate book is divided into two books (confused yet?). The story actually begins in "The Hobbit," where Bilbo Baggins discovers the One Ring in Gollum's lair (which, at the time, was in a cavern within the Misty Mountains). Then in "The Fellowship of the Ring," Bilbo grants the ring to his nephew, Frodo, and then departs to start a new and relaxed life (but they soon meet up in Rivendell). Gandalf teaches Frodo that the One Ring was forged in the fires of Mount Doom for the Dark Lord, Sauron. Three rings were given to the Elves, seven to the dwarves, and nine to the men, but it was the One Ring that could mean peril to all that is good in Middle Earth if it was brought back into the hands of the Dark Lord. Frodo had to return it to the one place it could be destroyed, Mount Doom, in the heart of Mordor. Frodo originally sets off with Pippin, Sam, and Merry. They find themselves in Rivendell, where the council of Elrond takes part. Elrond adds Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, and Gimli to Frodo's party, and they become the Fellowship. To read of their perilous adventures through Middle Earth is to take an adventure through the ancient trees of Lorien, to journey through the dank darkness of Moria, and to wade in the waters of the sacred Nimrodel. If you're into fantasy, then Lord of the Rings is for you.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
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Get the Lorde mug.Actually Loren is super awesome, and tall. Anyone named Loren not Lauren is kick ass. Anyone named Lauren, is a snotty little bitch.
by Loren Grady October 1, 2004
Get the Loren mug.Loreta is a very charming girl. Although she may look like a man at times, she is a very attractive girl with a big bust. Loreta's are known chatter boxes but can get very shy and quit around new people or people she is not comfortable with. This girl brightens every room she steps into. She has very bubbly personalty and is liked by everyone She doesn't express feelings and it gets to the point where it seems like she has no problems at all, but trust me, she does. I this girl tells you how she feels about you, consider yourself lucky because this does not happen often. Loreta's are funny, kind, smart, weird, and elite to all other people. Loreta's are some of the greatest people you will every met. Take good care of them.
Person 1:" Isn't that Loreta?"
Person 2: "yes that is, shes my best friend"
Person 1: "no way! you are so lucky! she is SO ELITE!"
Person 2: "yes that is, shes my best friend"
Person 1: "no way! you are so lucky! she is SO ELITE!"
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Get the lordu mug.Loricas are the bestest friends you could have. Guys always love them but they're extremely rare and only the most blessed people get to meet one. Loricas are beautiful in every way, inside and out, and are always very loving and caring. Loricas are also very creative and inspirational.
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