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Xbox Live

Microsoft's online gaming service for their console system the "Xbox." Living up to it's title "the best online gaming service," Xbox Live offers a variety of games including Counter Strike, Rainbow Six 3 and Halo 2. It offers clan services, a friends list, messaging system, a voice-headset communicator, online alerts and more. You can play with anyone from just about anywhere around the world.

It does have it's ups and downs. There are some Xbox Live gamers who act immaturely, but they can easily be overlooked. Thanks to the muting system, you can mute that kid who sings everytime he talks. (Then again, you can just tell him to shut up.) Xbox Live really allows Xbox owners to get the most out of their games.
Joe: I just killed you on Halo 2 last night. Do you know what that means, Daniel?

Daniel: Yes, a deal is a deal, and if it must be so then I will put on a ballerina's tu-tu and sing twinkle-twinkle little star into my webcam. Then I will send the video to everybody I know thus putting me in the middle of a humilation frenzy.
by Mehro November 8, 2004
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how do i live

Friend: How do I live?
Me: It's easy. Just don't die.
by RavenPhan October 11, 2016
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PewPew Live

Probably the best game available on Android which was released within a couple of years.
Hey, have you played PewPew Live?
Huh?
It's the best game to play on your phone?
Oh! I thought mobile gaming ended 10 years ago!
I know right! It's free and has no annoying ads! And no pay-to-win nonsense either!
Damn! Imma download it right now!
by arjunbroepic August 9, 2022
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Xbox Live Bestfriend

A person who you met over xbox live but you feel as if you found your best friend in the whole entire world! You and that person can talk about anything and laugh at everything. You text and talk and wish that you lived side by side. You and your xbox live best friend thinks they were seperated at birth.
xbox user 1: They talked all day yesterday and text all the time. Are you sure they arnt related?

xbox user 2: nope they have never met (or have met once)

xbox user 1: Ohh then they are just xbox live bestfriends
by TFOGCNiki,heyitsniki7 December 11, 2009
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MTV Live

The awesomest television series ever. A funny show where a black girl co-hosts and awesome white dude hosts. It's completely random and makes people laugh. Sheena, a large bubbly blonde, is always the highlight of the show. Paul, the intern, just adds character and he's the hosts bitch.
MTV Live makes me laugh
by alovelylady January 2, 2011
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Xbox Live

Where most young, horney guys go to look for a one night stand.
Dumb, horney Xbox live kid: Hey, do you like dick???
by Harris991 May 12, 2010
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.

The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".

if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.
Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!

Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
by Dhalphir October 27, 2011
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