Lars

When you have a thumb dick

"Ok, I'll warn you babe it's a lars dick so you can't deep throat it ok"
"bitch that's a thumb dick"
"That's what Lars means look it up in urban dictionary"

by FishyVag12 April 17, 2017

larsk

the craziest most random most awesome tight pants wearing fake mustache loving radiohead obsessed kidd youll EVER meet at a show!!!

an example of larsk is me! cause im the only larsk there is

by larskyyy October 16, 2008

Lars

The definition of a Lars is a racist, homophobic, autistic, sexist and discriminating person who is always out trying to discriminate against other people. He also watches a lot of porn and that is a reason for all the dirty-minded comments. He will never come in time for an appointment because he is at home styling his cap on his head. Other things a Lars would like to do is to fuck with your sister or kiss younger girls.

1.
Women at a clothing store.
"It won't fit its too big", women
"That's what she said", Lars

2.

"Whats the difference to boy scouts and jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps."

"Who said that?"
"It has to be Lars."

by batman124 March 23, 2022

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006

liarsdetective

One of my favorite mutuals even though we don’t socialize much
I love seeing their videos >:D
They are a 𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕐 swag person😎
And if you disagree with me, frick you :D

Liarsdetective is cool (•̀ᴗ•́)

by Rat ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ July 20, 2021

Liar

My brother

When Ethan blames everything on everyone and then gets caught and lies he is caught being a liar

by Ggirl76890 December 22, 2017

Liarrhea

The condition of having lies spew from one's mouth in a seemingly endless stream.

Donald Trump is afflicted with liarrhea.

by Mrs. Malaprop August 20, 2018