stanky leggs

a leg that is stanky.

i tried to give her some head,but damn she had some Stanky leggs.

by Otis Joe March 4, 2009

legolasa

A Sweet Kitty - small kitten... yet fat... possibly with a pink bow...

Think of puss-in-boots but as a kitten...

by Jaszon March 16, 2005

Lego

Ultimate master of random spam on CEF. Your daily source of lulz. Epic person.

"Hey dude did you see Lego? He's awesome! Too bad he sucks at siggys!"
Keritio says,"Lego My Ego!"
"Hey dude you're a lego!"

by (CEF)Lego January 9, 2008

legnostic

A person who judges another person's beauty based solely on his or her legs

Graham: That girl over there is not bad looking.
Robert: Maybe from the waist down.
Graham: Yea, but I'm a total legnostic.

by G. Dub May 1, 2008

Legoman

Synonym to Bugman. For use in situations where you want to call someone a bugman but do not want to be labeled as an kissless virgin.

"Hey guys who wants to play some overwatch with me"
"you are a fucking legoman"

by Azulll November 1, 2019

Lego Head

The act of strategically placing Lego pieces on the floor in hopes of your partner accidentally stepping on one, and when they cry out in pain, slipping your penis in for a surprise blowjob.

Bro 1: Last night I got some amazing Lego head!

Bro 2: What do you mean?

Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.

by JarrodTheLubeBoy April 18, 2022

gecko lego

When a person has passed out at the end of a party or drinking session and is sleeping in a random position on a piece of furniture. The drunken state makes them impossible to remove from the position they are in.

Where has Ross gone?

He's there, passed out on the sofa doing a gecko lego impression!

by Davie F March 10, 2008