Licking the Donut

Another term for licking the inside of someone's asshole usually done during felching or in some cases munting. It is also another term for somebody who's a suck-up.

Hey , your mom is really good at Licking the Donut! She should really make a job out of it.

Josh really needs to stop Licking the Donut and just do his job!

by Wurm Fillet April 20, 2025

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locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks

John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.

by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025

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An idiom meaning that someone is incredibly desperate for something, often to the point of behaving in ways that are outlandish, inappropriate, or embarrassing. It can also be used as an exaggerated way to express excitement about something.

“She just met this guy and she’s too busy licking the floor to see all the red flags.”

"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025

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Locking up criminals

Here's how you know that's not the actual problem:

Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

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