Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..

The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..

by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020

Ack knot

Any person with a bun or top knot ponytail to be used as a handle to forcibly drive your penial area down their throat until they ack , ack, ack, ack......

I grab Jason mamoa's ack knot ,he opened his mouth and I entered and he went ack, ack ,ack .

by Footlong giver March 12, 2023

knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022

Forever Knot

The resulting jumble after an individual attempts to untie a simple knot resulting in the strenuous and tedious endeaver taking ten times longer to undo than the original.

I was untying my shoes but made the mistake of pulling one wrong loop. Looks like I'll be attempting to solve the forever knot for the next 5 days.

by kornwhole December 8, 2010

Ballon Knot

A butthole on a person or animal.

Tommy and Johnny like to tickle each other in the Ballon Knot

by Average Adult August 4, 2021

lickie knots

the dreadlock-like knots on the underside of a small dog (usually a shih tzu)that are caused by obsessive licking (obsessive-lickies).

Princess, your lickie knots are robust!

by pcross December 18, 2008

Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021