condom jacket

a ugly light brown jacket that resembles a comdom once on a boy

Bob:hey jason riach's wearing that ugly shit brown condom jacket again.
Sally: OMG again, thats the fifth day in a row!What a dumb shit.

by pricilliana gronvenchioviach July 28, 2007

Red Jacket

Virginity

"Hey Mom! I lost my Red Jacket today!" - you
"Well i guess I'll have to buy you a new one then..." - mom
"I don't think that's possible ;" - you

by JuhAyeSon;] July 14, 2009

tutto-jacket

Someone who is wearing a jacket that is way to big for him.

Tutto-jacket over there must have had lypo performed recently because he's swimming in that thing.

by Vincent Coppola February 18, 2008

meat jacket

flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".

You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.

by Rinibot August 5, 2008

Death Jacket

1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.

2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.

"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."

by DeathJacket September 5, 2009

Jacket Fat

When you put on a really big jacket and theres exess material

Dude look, I've got jacket fat! ! !

by Str8jacketchick December 8, 2010

Jacket Dick

Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.

Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick

by ktbuggers April 17, 2011