Internet slut

A woman (or a man) who is sexually promiscuous by flirting and role-playing sexual situations with many strangers (or near strangers) online over the internet.

"That internet slut had cybersex with five different guys today."

"She (or he) is an internet slut because of all the role-playing sex she (or he) has had."

by Unspecified April 19, 2006

internet sarcasm

1. Heavy handed, obvious.

2. Non-existent.

I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarcasm for you.

by Xylemicarious January 9, 2009

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010

internet explorer

Software eclusivly developed for the purpose of pulling the internet backwards in time to the stone age,

While at the same time filling int with more security holes then a swiz cheese.

Yay! internet explorer just got support for transparency in png files!...
5-7 years after everyone else....

Oh and its only absolute transparency not alpha value!

Hmmm... maybe in another 5-7 years...

by Whaaaaaaag!!!.. September 7, 2009

Internet Wrestling Community

Internet Wrestling Community (IWC for short). One of the biggest cop out phrases in all of wrestling. Newsflash, if you are online and looking at this definition and are a wrestling fan, even if you only watch WWE, YOU ARE THE IWC. This is not 1997 where less than 20 percent of wrestling fans have internet access, this is the 2010's where 99 percent of fans have access online. So if you are a wrestling fan, have online access, talk about wrestling at all on any website forum or YouTube, guess what, YOU ARE THE INTERNET WRESTLING COMMUNITY.

What those elitist fans (smarks) should be called is Internet Smarks, because IWC is such a copout and if you are talking about the elitist and say the Internet Wrestling Community, you are in fact saying that 99 percent of wrestling fans are elitist pricks.

Jason: Scott, you members of the Internet Wrestling Community are all the same.
Scott: IWC is such a copout, and I'm not even a smark
Jason: you go online and talk about pro wrestling
Scott: You do too, so what's your point?
Jason: My point is that you are a member of the Internet Wrestling Community
Scott: So are you, if you have access to the internet and talk about wrestling online, you are the IWC.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 17, 2010

internet disfunction

When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.

"I'm staring at my homepage because I have internet disfunction."

by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007

internet diva

Internet Diva (noun) A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale.

An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.

Yo man, that PinkPowerRanger skank thinks she's all that, she's a true Internet Diva

by Taleb October 1, 2007