Homeshopping

The act of heading back home to your parents house and raiding their pantry for food for your own apartment or dorm and NOT going to the supermarket

I will meet you guys at the game after I do some homeshopping and get my laundry done.

by Lee Coleman May 28, 2008

Hoboster

A rich white suburban kid who lives in his parent's basement, pretending to be a hobo!

Pfft. It's just a Hoboster. Ignore that thing.

by theshadowyoshi January 14, 2009

homesef

A combination of brosef and homie much like bromie or dude; used for that inbetween place where you aren't sure if they're either. Can be used in greetings for someone you just met but think is cool

"that guys' your bro, dude?"

"nah man, he's my homesef"

by existentnon December 26, 2011

homescreened

When u hold your smartphone while on the

Home screen and face Palm your buddy for doing something stupid

My buddie did some this really stupid so I homescreened him

by tmaker February 28, 2016

hobosexual

Someone who likes having sex with homeless people

Man , I can't believe Lyle's having sex with that homeless girl , he's such a hobosexual.

by Larue23 March 19, 2018

hemoscrotum

An imaginary external male organ that would contain extra blood, exclusively for the purpose of penile erection, so the brain is not inhibited by reduced blood flow.

Hey Susan, check out the size of Chuck’s hemoscrotum, he could probably get really hard...

by TheKingFapper January 31, 2021

Hobosexual

Any person who trades sexual favors for a roof over their head regardless if it's overt or finessed.

I've never met a dope whore who is above being hobosexual.

by Asdvhjitd November 19, 2021