Honkers

ulster scots for the ball of your foot/ the heel

sit on yer honkers wee lawd!

by lets move on August 8, 2003

hookers and blow

Extreme fun. Something that is considered outstanding or of extreme greatness, without doubt. Epic.

Dude, the new sound system at Club Amazing is SO hookers and blow.

by Snevets21 October 28, 2010

Hooker Breath

The breath of someone who has eaten a hooker out who had not showered in multiple weeks.

Also could be a bartender who cuts you off.

1. He had the worst hooker breath this morning, I had to kick him out of the car.

2. Listen up hooker breath I said I want another Jack and Coke.

by l0calgirl August 7, 2011

tijuana hooker

A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)

Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.

Enjoy!

Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!

by BlakeSomeNoyes May 17, 2008

hookers bath

A washing method consisting of only four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Usually done by using the same brush on all four areas.

"You'd save yourself a whole lot of time by taking a hookers bath instead."
"You look like shit but smell nice, have you had a hookers bath today?"

by westsiiide January 18, 2005

hookers

fun

That game of twister sure was a boat load of hookers.

by Retard McJackass June 1, 2003

Dirty Hooker

The ONE and ONLY PARTY GIRL on the Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship Monarch of the Sea. This rockstar will love all and drink from a food saver bag. Beware of shots being poured into your mouth...you will get drunk.

Dirty Hooker will get you rocked.

Everybody wants to party with a Dirty Hooker.

by Melgal1978 February 19, 2009