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Holy Biatch 

A term generally used to express exclamation, awe or anger at a situation. Not usually used to describe happiness. However, it may never be used to describe a person. You can never call someone a holy biatch. It is only used to describe situations.
1. HOLY BIATCH dude, I can't believe I actually passed that IAH class!
2. Where the hell is my juicy-juicy red lip gloss?! HOLY BIATCH!!!
3. Guy #1: Yea man, so some really messed up stuff happened last night. All I'm gonna say is that I woke up this morning and I had no idea where my wallet, keys or shoes were and I was lying alone in the middle of the forest.
Guy #2: HOOO-LLLLLYYY BIAAAATTCCCHHHHH
Holy Biatch by Sara Q. September 25, 2007

holy chocolate starfish 

An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.
Holy chocolate starfish! It's batman!

holy joint 

A joint made out of pages from the Bible/other holy book.
A holy joint is the same as a bible joint.
holy joint by Pseudonym1333 January 10, 2011

Holy fucking fucker fuck 

An expresion used to show extreme levels of anger, stress, or disgust. First used and popularized by Markiplier.
1."Holy fucking fucker fuck! That is the most disgusting thing I've ever SEEN!"
2."OH MY GOD! Holy fucking fucker fuck!I am out good golly! Ugh. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in a game!"

Holy Water 

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.
Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."
Holy Water by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2007

holy fishsticks 

a term basically meaning holy shit, though acceptable around all people.
holy fishsticks by Anonymous April 22, 2003