hate crash

The act of crashing someone's party that you hate as a passive aggressive act.

A girl two doors down from me is having a party and she didn't invite me, I might just have to hate crash.

by EJVR January 27, 2015

Hate bate

When you ejaculate onto the photograph of your ex-girlfriend.

Man, I did a hate bate on my ex last night. Bitch got an eye full.

by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012

Hate-fuck

To cause your partner as much pain as humanly possible white yielding extremely pleasurable results.

The school system is both literally and figuratively a hate-fuck.

by felnicdan December 14, 2011

hate boner

When your hatred for someone is so high and you feel compelled to express it so frequently, it starts to become suggestive and borderline awkward. It is especially weird if it's over such a trivial reason as well and you do nothing but express your hate for the person every time they're around or even thought of.

Hate erected manchild: bruh, i srsly hate ur guts, jus fuk off!
Normal man: da fuq? wut did i even do to u?
Hate erected manchild: u no exactly wut u did, fgt!
Normal man: no i dont lol, calm ur hate boner

by bumerhoomorr34 June 10, 2021

deton-hate

When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.

Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"

Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"

Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"

Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"

Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"

Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"

Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"

Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"

by Haloed Griot May 4, 2005

Hate eat

To eat an item of food in a feverish manor, with total disregard to your own body. Hate eating usually ocours when said food item is held directly in the hands, such as a double bacon cheese burger, or an ear of hot buttery corn on the cob. One has finished hate eating when the item of food is either completely gone, or there is nothing edible left.

I cant wait to hate eat this pulled pork sandwich

by Wangus McCloud April 17, 2009

hate fuck

A hate fuck is in fact when you fuck a fine chick that angers you, like Fergie out dem black eyed peas. A hate fuck is never putting your willy in a fat bitch because she said something bad to you, they still must be attractive!
You fuck them to get simultaneous pleasure and revenge!

A. My God she is fine but she does some stupid shit!
B. Well, it's simple dude - hate fuck that Ho!
A. Good idea, I get pleasure and revenge from all that stupid shit she says!

C. Fergie, Brittany, Christina...erm Jen at work, they do my fucking head in! Given the chance I'd hate fuck them all, preferably at the same time.
D. Take a picture for me if you do!

by dat-ting June 23, 2010