happiness

Life's greatest illusion.

Unless you play world of warcraft

guy 1: I don't have money and thus I have no happiness :(

guy 2: Here have a snickers.. I mean world of warcraft

guy 1: thanks wow I feel great

by gimme the money May 15, 2017

happiness

Nonexistance

I have lost all hope and happiness, I don't want to live anymore

by Gasblaster67 June 26, 2017

Dry Hopping the Loo Brew

The act of farting in the shower while someone else defecates in the same bathroom. Similar to how dry hopping adds flavor to home brewed beer, the bulk of the bathroom stench originates from the product in the toilet bowl while the fart produced in a steamy shower serves to accent it.

Me: *Farts in shower*

Wife (while pooping): That sounded kinda wet...

Me: I'm just dry hopping the loo brew, sweetheart.

by Hollyvvood April 18, 2017

happiness

a word that is, in French, a homophone to 'boner'(spelled 'bonheur' in French), and therefore used as such by high school students with issues.

Men are happy when they have a 'happiness'.

A 'happiness' makes men happy.

by CharlatanC March 31, 2009

double happiness

Wishing someone happiness two times - one for the present and the other for later on. Often given as a greeting or farewell by holding up two fingers and smiling.

She held up two fingers and smiled as she passed me, wishing me double happiness.

by ambermagic August 23, 2011

Harping On

To go on about something in a positive and sharing manner.

The positive re-frame of old term usage.
See Harp On

1. "I can't stop harping on about how awesome that band was last night".

2. I can't wait to harp on about this cake everyone is going to love it".

by LadyLadyMcSunshine March 21, 2013

Hopping the Gate

When a person begins doing hard drugs without smoking weed beforehand as a gateway. Often done by people that do not realize all drugs are not the same level of bad. Considered very rare.

Man, my cuz is only 11 and I caught him Hopping the Gate with some coke last week.

by Peter_Wiggins April 12, 2011