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Armenian Handshake

While a girl is sleeping you shave your pubes, then jizz on her face and when she wakes up you throw the pubes on and around her face.
My girlfriend ate the big piece of chicken, so I waited til she fell asleep and gave her an Armenian Handshake.
by kudaze July 27, 2010
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cincinatti handshake

when someone(i.e. your neighbor's kid) offers you their hand and its full of poo.
My neighbor's little baby walked up to me offering a cincinatti handshake, a handful of something. As I looked closer I realized the texture looked strange and I suddenly saw that she had a handful of shit.
by frankinscense March 4, 2010
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Mexican Handshake

It is customary to end an interview with a firm handshake. Note: a Mexican Handshake will severely reduce one's chances of landing the desired job. Unless the interviewer is into that sort of thing.
by Amateur Dentist December 18, 2009
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mormon handshake

Is when one Mormon goes out of his was to help another Mormon. The one that needs the help is the one that does the handshaking by chocking on the other cock. Long and hard.
Rich lost his job and needs money so he calls his Mormon brother for a job. After the Mormon handshake he gets the job. Usually with more pay the all the other coworkers.
by Shrek6840 November 12, 2013
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Scoutmasters Handshake

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.
My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.
by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009
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Huckleberry Handshake

A Hand Job, Jerking off someone, Kissing ass through manual stimulation
My brother went to the beach on a company function this weekend. It was a shame to watch that guy as he was hanging out with the bosses and handing out a Huckleberry Handshakes to everyone of them. Some people will do anything for a raise!!!!!
by Butterman 14 June 11, 2013
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Sloth Handshake

a subform of a handshake that involves two people mimicking how a two toed sloth would shake hands if they were to do so. Can be used as a form of greeting, congratulations or introduction.
Maddie greeted Julia in the early morning with a sloth handshake to express how excited she was to see her.
by Twiggy Mama 121212 November 29, 2018
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