Dirty hamster

Where you shit and you ass is so hairy to where ass hair comes out with your shit.

Bro Taven last night I had the nastiest dirty hamster last night it looked unnatural.

by David Chicago March 21, 2019

sexay_hamster

a sexay beast from IGN.com that spams rapidly and is awesome

by dude next door October 21, 2003

hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

by Tugboats June 13, 2006

Satanic Hamster

A guy who nails Joe Notaman's mother.

I mean, like, uNF, uNF. Say my NAME, bitch, say my NAME!

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005

hamsterbating

the act of helping a hamster masterbate

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."

by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010

hamster mouse moment

A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.

Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.

by Awek November 24, 2020

The hamster dance

The hamster dance is the sexual move where you shove a hamster up your ass in order for it to tickle your insides causing you to move around and dance

Hey do you wanna meet up tonight? Maybe we can do the hamster dance

by The human bruh moment February 27, 2020