Haitham

An incredibly knowledgeable, masculine, religious figure whom is commonly referred to as “that guy”.

I aspire to be like Haitham.

by Mohammed January 3, 2024

Habitchuancer

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements

My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

by The Ultimate Habitchuancer January 13, 2024

Halata

"Halata" is a Filipino slang term used by some gay people to identify someone who is perceived as being gay.

Pokwang: "Ang dami kong halata na kaklase. Wala ka sa akin!" (I have a lot of halata classmates. You have nothing like me!)

Vice Ganda: "Ay, meron ka palang halatang mga kaklase? Edi sa pina-billboard mo?" (Oh, you have many halata friends? Then why haven't you posted that on a billboard?)

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Habitette

Used to describe something that's habit forming but isn't really an addiction.

Ex: Caffeine, Sugar, Weed, Exercise, Video Games, YouTube, etc

Guy 1: "Dude, put that cookie down, you're addicted."

Guy 2: "I'm not addicted, it's a habitette."

by RandyGranny November 30, 2023

Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

Haitian Gibberish

I would type it into Google translate but how the hell am I supposed to spell "HUHWAH FLU BLAMAUW! XI JINPING POOTINE!" Those ain't words dawg.

Hym "I'm pretty sure there was an ampersand somewhere in all that haitian gibberish... That cannot be a real language. I'm suing Haiti."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Habitatous

Pathological lying. One must realize what they are saying is not true.

Brooke AKA Light Skin Brooke is a habitatous liar. They lying continues for a long period of time. One who lies compulsively because they are motivated by an outside threat.

by Chit Chat February 28, 2024