Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

hootenjader

A neer do well from rural and urban parts of Florida and the American northeastern states.

Those new neighbors from Port Saint Luce Florida are real hootenjaders!

Blue Ridge is full of hootenjaders.

by John Jacob Heinkle Hiemer Schi October 17, 2019

hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t

“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”

by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020

hookergraph

When you get a prostitute's autograph

After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph

by D Flawless November 9, 2021

hooker release latch

A latch on the inside of the trunk that allows hookers to escape.

I got locked in the trunk so I had to use the hooker release latch to get out.

by Marcalypto July 31, 2022

hooner hole

Any filthy, unkept, and rancid hole belonging to a ratty, chihuahua lookin-ass, dusty, street hooker.

Yo bro, I met this shorty at the club last night, and she started dancing on me. Afterward I had a stain on my pants that smelled like rotting flesh, I think she must have rubber her hooner hole on my leg!!

by SuperUglyPerson May 10, 2023

Hookerboy

Someone (a male) that frequents hookers a lot, and generally doesn’t get laid without paying for sex.

Jasmine: Should I date Switcher?
Trestilo: No, he is a hookerboy, you won’t be a good fit.

by SwitcherEth September 24, 2023