goobelgoobelsmitch

A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.

Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch

by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011

Goobydick

Word origin: Anderson, SC

Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.

Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!

Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.

by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017

goober juice

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.

Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.

by iEvxnn November 20, 2017

gooble gooble

What a turkey says

Gooble gooble!!!!!

by Lolololollololololololol November 18, 2018

Goobs

A guy with boobs has goobs.

That guy's goobs are bouncing all over the place.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Gooboo

Nevin
Stupidest thing alive.
Sometimes kids have seizures and fall into comas after seeing it.

Stop being a GooBoo your scaring me.

*has a seizure* after seeing a gooboo

by ChumBoss January 23, 2019

nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008