The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place
i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.
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1. A slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.
-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked
2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)
-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked
2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)
1. After not being invited to the theatre Saturday evening, Cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.
Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.
2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.
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Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"
Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.
2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.
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Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"
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Get the goiker mug.An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.
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