Schnob Goblin 

Noun:(Shh-nawb-Gawb-lin) A person who skuggles down liquer, primarily schnobs; An alcoholic alias.

Holy smokes that man had 42 drinks, what a Schnob Goblin.

Schnob Goblin by CruciaL Chaotic April 21, 2010

Noob Goblin 

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.

Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?

Noob Goblin by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010

jizz goblin 

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

jizz goblin by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

twat goblin by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

glory goblin 

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.

glory goblin by PMitrano January 13, 2016

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

cooter goblin by crusoe90 March 28, 2017

googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"

Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?

googs goblin by Gnarbuckles November 12, 2017