Goober

Jasmine’s dog

Goober is pooping outside.

by Notbroski September 25, 2023

Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.

You’re such a goober bro

by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023

Goober Stank

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

goober

I kinder way to call someone stupid.

person 1: you're such a goober
person 2: no I'm not!

by somegoober October 7, 2023

Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)

You are such a goofy goober!

by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022

Goober

A fool

"He is such a goober"

by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022

Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022