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billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.
"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"
by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008
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The Great Gatsby

A "classic" novel, The Great Gatsby is a book that English teachers find necessary to assign their students to read, even though the plot is stupid, and everyone ends up dead, alone, or unhappy. Nobody knows quite how this book became a classic, but the '70s movie remake of the book stars Law and Order's Sam Watterson.
While his students' brains melted out of their heads due to boredom, the English teacher droned on about the signifigance of Gatsby's car being yellow throughout the boring novel, The Great Gatsby.
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geasel

A Geasel is a large superior breed of Australian hybred mammal specifically designed for breeding purposes. A cross between a Gerbal and a Weasel, it can survive large exposures to libation.
we fed our pet Geasel 24 beers in 30 minutes and he was fine
by wacman04 August 21, 2006
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terts ma gerts

Perform fellatio on a blonde or orange haired kid in high school. Preferably one involved in high school debate.
I totally promised Jonny some terts ma gerts. Good thing he is blond and or orange haired. Plus he is on the debate team!
by someguy19979074749 November 27, 2012
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Gatsby

To be a Great Mystery. Also known as Simonetti. To lie about having wealth.
"'Did you hear about how Gatsby wrecked his BMW that he just got?' 'Go figure that he mysteriously wrecked it after only a week.'"
by Cuban to the B May 14, 2005
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goatsa

Dude, you think Goatse is something? You could FIT Goatse up Goatsa's asshole!
by Datheus March 14, 2003
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gatso-raped

i was coming back from the doctors', when i got gatso-raped!!

fucking speed camera gatso-raped me!!
by michael foolsley June 2, 2011
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