MICHAEL GARCIA

One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.

I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA

by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019

Jonathan Garcia

A pervert with no life who will never lose his virginity

Jonathan Garcia is an absolute loser

by I fucked yo granny April 22, 2022

gark

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

by god September 28, 2004

Gack

derogatory term for cunt

Get your Gack out!

My Gack smells fishey

by Jacko September 23, 2004

Garcasm

benign sarcasm not meant to be rude but to poke fun at a friend;good+sarcasm=garcasm

person1: hey dude did you get the keys from the car
person2: "NO,I INTENTIONALLY LEFT THEM IN THE IGNITION AND LOCKED MY SELF OUT JUST TO SPITE YOU!"
Person 1 and 2: Lol

person1: your garcasm is awsome, no one can top u at it

by someone you might know..or not October 18, 2008

gark

Star of tv show "Gark in the Dark"

ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"

by Mr Frowe March 2, 2004

Gark

To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit

I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...

by Lyndog July 5, 2009